BILL CLINTON : THANKS FOR MEETING WITH ME PRIVATELY.
LORETTA LYNCH: YOU GOT IT BILL, I TOLD THE FBI TO KEEP EVERY
ONE OUT, AND
GAVE THEM OUR SMART PHONES SO THERE
IS NO CHANCE OUR
LITTLE CONVERSATION CANNOT BE RECORDED.
BILL CLINTON : NOW WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU SO THAT YOU CAN TOSE OUT
ANY INDICTMENT THE FBI RECOMMENDS.
LORETTA LYNCH: Hey Bill how are you grand Kids?
BILL CLINTON : Common Loretta what’s it going to take to keep
Hillary out of Court.
LORETTA LYNCH: It is going to cost you BILL, just
meeting with you today is going to be
impossible to explain, my career will be
in toilet. You know they will ask to
accuse my self.
BILL CLINTON : Just for meeting with me?
LORETTA LYNCH: That,
and I asked the FBI, to leave us alone.
Bill Clinton : OK, What
would you want exactly?
Lorreta Lynch: First,
10 Million in my Cayman Account.
Bill Clinton: 10
Million? How about 2.
Lorreta Lynch: I said,
10 BILL. And listen, if things go south Hillary has to Pardon me, when she
gets elected, and the
first week of her presidency too, I don’t want to be languishing in some Jail Cell, while you two are sitting in the WHITE
HOUSE.
Bill Clinton: Ok, 10.
Lorreta Lynch: O, God this is the end of my Career.
Bill Clinton: I had
not thought about it before. May be I could get Hillary to get you Job, or
something.
Lorreta Lynch: That won’t work eider BILL. What ever JOB
Hillary gives me, it will look bad on
my RESUME.
Bill Clinton: Not if you keep the ATTORNEY GENERAL JOB.
Lorreta Lynch: O, Come on BILL , that would be to ophious
Bill Clinton: Listen Lorreta, one thing I have learned in
all my years in Politics, is you go
large, those that Trust you will refuse to
believe you will do anything blatantly
corrupt. And those that don’t trusts
you, well you get the idea.
Lorreta Lynch: But what about Hilary?
I don’t see how you are going to convince her.
Bill Clinton: Leave that to me.
Lorreta Lynch : Keep, well going to be suspicious.
Bill Clinton: The trick is to use their suspicion to your
own advantage.
Lorreta Lynch: O, Crap what am I going to tell the MEDIA
concerning this
Private Meeting. If am going to say in the public eye, I need
to say something.
Bill Clinton: You just tell them how right there to be concern,
then talk about something
else. Anything else. Like how dedicated you and your
people are in saving
the WORLD, in Crap like that.
Lorreta Lynch: I don’t
know if that will work.
and eventually they always give up asking you, because the look like there are
wagering
a person with a respectful Position, and they want to keep their own
JOBS
Lorreta Lynch: Really?
Bill Clinton: YEP.
Just keep reminding them that you have a respectful
Position, with good people that work for you, Great people.
Who do great
work , etc etc…
Lorreta Lynch: Ok. I
will try it.
Bill Clinton : Don’t worry, I have been impeached,
Disbarred, and was caught lying to every
one in America ,
and Democrats can not wait to put me and Hillary Back in the
White House. Trust
me, you will be Fine.
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